My Dearest Gigolo Joe,

Every time you walk into the room, I can’t help but admire how… well-equipped you are—for conversation, of course. Your words slide off your tongue so smoothly, like silk sheets against bare skin, and I find myself craving the… depth of your thoughts.

I must confess, I dream about our late-night discussions, the way you handle every… topic with such skill and finesse. You always know exactly what to say, exactly how to touch on the right subjects, leaving me breathless and begging for more—intellectual stimulation, naturally.

They say practice makes perfect, and darling, you must be the most experienced scholar of passion I’ve ever known. You read between the lines, find every hidden meaning, and know precisely when to… drive your point home.

Tell me, Joe, when will I get another taste of your… mind? I promise to keep up with your pace, no matter how… intense things get.

Forever yearning,
Charisma 💋